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1	An old occupation - \|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they just lo... Read the whole joke	12
2	Application rejections - \|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for... Read the whole joke	17
3	Boss wants too much - \|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and wa... Read the whole joke	18
4	Changed HR policies - \|Casual Fridays:Week 1 - Memo No. 1Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Da... Read the whole joke	16
5	Company buzz words - \|New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90's Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a dea... Read the whole joke	17
6	Corporate lingo list - \|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by ... Read the whole joke	17
7	Describe professions - \|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING - You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a ma... Read the whole joke	22
8	Drummer problems - \|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked wi... Read the whole joke	20
9	Evaluating employees - \|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: "Since my last report, this employee has reac... Read the whole joke	13
10	Fun with telemarketers - \|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (and I'm sure it has mos... Read the whole joke	15
11	Have a life after death - \|"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recr... Read the whole joke	12
12	Have incredible dogs - \|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog ... Read the whole joke	13
13	How all careers end - \|How careers end... Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far ... Read the whole joke	18
14	Identifying wasted time - \|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been ... Read the whole joke	26
15	Letters to a landlord - \|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the childre... Read the whole joke	18
16	Mistakes on a resume - \|These are from actual resumes: "Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription... Read the whole joke	18
17	Murphy's work laws - \|MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. Don't b... Read the whole joke	19
18	Must help the wife - \|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy hous... Read the whole joke	19
19	Never say it at work - \|TWELVE THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work in the morning. ... Read the whole joke	17
20	Old local blacksmith - \|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young m... Read the whole joke	15
21	Pay for your past bills - \|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of mone... Read the whole joke	15
22	Photographer works - \|There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by all the townfolk - t... Read the whole joke	20
23	Pick a starting salary - \|Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MI... Read the whole joke	18
24	Play the Office Game - \|Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office Gam... Read the whole joke	13
25	Quotes of companies - \|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out of differen... Read the whole joke	17