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1	A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving - \|It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on ... Read the whole joke	23
2	Advertisements - \|Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don't... Read the whole joke	13
3	Cookie the Cat's Resolutions - \|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in ? and visa versa. 4. I will not scratch ... Read the whole joke	9
4	Do you go to church? - \|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door... Read the whole joke	18
5	Geek's thanksgiving - \|1. Be thankful you haven't been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn't down!3. Be thankful your... Read the whole joke	14
6	Halloween handouts - \|The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamuci... Read the whole joke	19
7	I just had a dream about it - \|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed... Read the whole joke	17
8	I'm sending out some cards - \|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter me... Read the whole joke	18
9	New Year Nerd Resolutions - \|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU'RE A NERD 16. I resolve... I resolve to... I r... Read the whole joke	18
10	New Year Resolutions for Pets - \|15. I will not eat other animals' poop. 14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poo... Read the whole joke	16
11	Office Worker Resolution - \|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000: I will read at least 10... Read the whole joke	16
12	Real Church Bloopers... - \|? Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help. ? Thursday night-Potluck Supper. Prayer and medica... Read the whole joke	20
13	Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids - \|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsi... Read the whole joke	25
14	The blonde Thanksgiving dinner - \|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-en... Read the whole joke	14
15	The football-playing turkey - \|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strut... Read the whole joke	17
16	Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving - \|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice th... Read the whole joke	14
17	Top Signs That You're Too Old to Trick or Treat ... - \|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for yo... Read the whole joke	18
18	Your New Year Resolution - \|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are s... Read the whole joke	19