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1	Sex For the Deaf - Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to co...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	17
2	Killed Your Rooster! - A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The roo...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	13
3	Death by Stabbing - A woman in her 90's is distraught after the death of her warm, caring, faithful husband of seventy y...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	12
4	Sweet Revenge - A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, an...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	20
5	The Night Before Christmas - Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone, and my wife was in hea...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	16
6	If She Married Him, She'd Be... - If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	13
7	Martin Learns Bad Words - Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she said, "Why don't you ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	20
8	On the Train - A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months when he was finally ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	22
9	Prison and Work Compared - In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.At work you spend most of your tim...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	10
10	Hungry Rooster - A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a really rich sheik gets out fr...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	18
11	Gorilla Capture - As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on the roof of his house and rus...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	24
12	Trick-or-treating is better than sex - THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least a little some...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	14
13	In Communication With The Office - Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together. On the second tee they hear ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	15
14	Horny Mouse - One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being ra...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	13
15	Smell His Fingers! - One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	13
16	Man's best friend. - Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn't touched his ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	18
17	No Pubic Hair? - A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.When she undressed, he noticed tha...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	12
18	Twice Over - A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object buried in the earth, which reveal...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	16
19	The F Word - The FUCK word!Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the Englishlanguage is the w...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	20
20	Only One Sale? - A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the bigge...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	17
21	Proper Manners - The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	9
22	Smart CEO - A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO (Chief Executive Officer) stan...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	13
23	Bear and Squirrel - Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine. "Hmmm" says the bear to the squ...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	15
24	Got No Ears - There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	16
25	Correct Male Responses - What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument a...Read the whole joke	Miscellaneous	16